ramblingsofcash:

drawingsofatexascowboy:

toxicrants:

Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit. 

If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.

Haha how my gf feels

I’ve taught you well Clinton.

(via guiastar)

caraknightley:

shoutout to 90’s kids for being proudest of their decade for no reason

(via pineapple-cum)

dickspeightjr:

dickspeightjr:

what did hitler say right before he died

i did nazi that coming

just kidding hitler killed himself

(Source: caleb-denecour, via pineapple-cum)