- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
"I wish I’d partied a little less. People always say ‘be true to yourself.’ But that’s misleading, because there are two selves. There’s your short term self, and there’s your long term self. And if you’re only true to your short term self, your long term self slowly decays."
Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.
It’s painful how accurate that picture describes my reaction.
Just half a cup for me.
Seizure First Aid.
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.
you turn them on their left side, one to prevent aspiration from vomitus or any other substance and also for cardiac reasons.